astrokidmusic:

astrokidmusic:

I should just quit school and become a brostitute

you pay me to just hang out and chill

does anybody want to join me

we can start a

brothel

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

hannahbanana0916:

lifes-little-ways:

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown AND NOW HE’S LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND

*goat screams*

How to finish that last minute assignment

the-girlwhowasonfire:

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

titspajamas:

north korea eat a snickers you get a little nuclear terroristic when youre hungry

Well thank you The New Normal for teaching me the real meaning of Hypocrisy

In the same episode you get outraged at the disgusting discrimination a man showed at your gay relationship in the mall

You equated having red hair to a disease and something to be avoided at all costs

Discrimination comes in all forms, even if it’s “just a joke”

notadepressingblog:

On one hand, I want a nice butt… maybe I should exercise so I can look good naked…

and on the other hand, is chocolate.

lick it off then and squeeze the butt

llamabutts:

if swimming is good for your figure explain whales to me