my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
How to finish that last minute assignment
I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…
this will come in handy one day
ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101
Reblogging for future reference..
Well thank you The New Normal for teaching me the real meaning of Hypocrisy
In the same episode you get outraged at the disgusting discrimination a man showed at your gay relationship in the mall
You equated having red hair to a disease and something to be avoided at all costs
Discrimination comes in all forms, even if it’s “just a joke”
On one hand, I want a nice butt… maybe I should exercise so I can look good naked…
and on the other hand, is chocolate.
lick it off then and squeeze the butt
- Mum: *crashing into my bedroom* are you allright did you not hear all that?
- Me: ....
- Mum: ....there was fight outside your window, a proper fight with people efifn and screaming
- Me: what?....like, right there?
- Mum: .... did you seriously not hear any of it?
- Me: no. *looks back at screen and continues scrolling*